the-sonic-url: thegothicalice: thesp8game: rangerkimmy: cornerof5thandvermouth: artsytechnophile: ebullientefflorescence: my-own-judgement: devils-trap: youhornysimpletons: findingpadfoot: moistviolinpigs: Oh god yes, gimmie. I would cry every time I washed my hands.I would invent characters I’ve murdered and I would cry over them.“Oh God, Jimmy. I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry. I never meant to— Oh God.”  this is just can I HAVE one of these? i want to use this soap and come out of the bathroom screaming and just kinda run away casually reblogging after looking through my tags…. don’t mind me…. This would be awesome.  want. want want want want want. waaant. i would be all furtive about it and like leave my pocketknife out on the counter covered in bloodsoap and just mutter to myself shooting dirty looks at anyone who came in I would put this in an ordinary soap dispenser at home. Then I would accidentally walk in on my confused guest washing their hands in the bathroom and scream “WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO SARAH!?” I’m going to get this and that shower curtain and bath mat that turn blood red when wet and I will have thE GREATEST BATHROOM EVER I’m enjoying the comments. Everyone on this website secretly wants to murder someone. but wouldnt this be handy if you did murder someone and you also had this soap so if anyone saw blood on your hands you could say it was soap and wash it off??

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thesp8game:

rangerkimmy:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

artsytechnophile:

ebullientefflorescence:

my-own-judgement:

devils-trap:

youhornysimpletons:

findingpadfoot:

moistviolinpigs:

Oh god yes, gimmie.

I would cry every time I washed my hands.
I would invent characters I’ve murdered and I would cry over them.

“Oh God, Jimmy. I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry. I never meant to— Oh God.” 

this is

just

can I HAVE one of these?

i want to use this soap and come out of the bathroom screaming

and just kinda run away

casually reblogging after looking through my tags…. don’t mind me….

This would be awesome. 

want. want want want want want. waaant.

i would be all furtive about it and like leave my pocketknife out on the counter covered in bloodsoap and just mutter to myself shooting dirty looks at anyone who came in

I would put this in an ordinary soap dispenser at home. Then I would accidentally walk in on my confused guest washing their hands in the bathroom and scream “WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO SARAH!?”

I’m going to get this and that shower curtain and bath mat that turn blood red when wet and I will have thE GREATEST BATHROOM EVER

I’m enjoying the comments. Everyone on this website secretly wants to murder someone.

but wouldnt this be handy if you did murder someone and you also had this soap so if anyone saw blood on your hands you could say it was soap and wash it off??

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if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

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AD

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NO.

THEY BETTER FUCKING NOT

What the fuck does this mean? Seriously? WHAT?

Well look at that.. David karp went and sold you to yahoo aka the down syndrome of search engines. I hope you like ads all up in your grill.

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10 Things I Hate About You.

One of my favorite movies.

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I found my bed! omfg hi

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